I actually own one, along with a wand that looks very much like Hermione’s, but sadly I remain a frustrated wizarding-wannabe Muggle — they don’t work. Conor knows exactly how to get my goat — seeing Order of the Phoenix three hours before I did! I saw it at a theater that offered three showings, and my companions and I (three fans and a relative newbie) were able to get excellent seats for the earliest one, having shown up an hour early. A working time-turner would have been especially handy for letting me both see the movie and sleep — at this point in my life, I have to carefully plan any outing that runs till 3am. Sigh.
I’ve already re-read the series in preparation for the arrival of Deathly Hallows, and reading book 5 again definitely added to my enjoyment of the movie. I thought they did an excellent job of hitting most of the scenes and dialog and images I was hoping to see, and our newbie movie companion seemed to enjoy it as much as the rest of us did. This Slate review is mostly in line with my thinking (and gets extra points for using the word antepenultimate correctly). Most delightful rendition: the Franklin Mint plates in Umbridge’s office, along with her general sadism. Most disappointing: the Weasley brothers’ exit from Hogwarts.
Now I have to execute on my plan to read Hallows as soon as possible after its release, both to avoid spoilers and to relieve my own suspense (heightened by having read this). Since it will be available only the day after I leave for Oxford, and I want to own a copy of the American edition, I’ve found someone living in the U.S. who wants to own a copy of the English edition — we’re going to each buy a copy, read it, and swap on my return. Now that’s optimization…
OK, I’ll bite – why the need to own the American version?
It’s not a hugely big deal for me, since I don’t have anything like a matched set for the other six — they’re a combination of hardcovers and trade paperbacks (all American) — but it would be nice to own a full set of copies edited to “go with” each other. I’m perfectly happy to read the original text as Rowling intended it and wouldn’t mind buying a full set of those someday when I have extra time, space, and cash. But the serendipity of finding someone with complementary needs (she really does specifically want the U.K. children’s edition for the cover; they do children’s and adults’ covers there) suggested a way to get me informed as quickly as possible without buying an extra book somewhere along the line.
Here’s one list of the text differences between the two sets of editions.